Today's demonstration is brought to you courtesy of a Yellow-crowned Night Heron
residing at the J.N. Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on beautiful Sanibel Island, Florida.
residing at the J.N. Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on beautiful Sanibel Island, Florida.
First, select the juiciest crab you can find.
The size should depend upon your hunger level...
NOT how big you can open your mouth!
Secure it tightly
by maintaining a strong grip.
Once you have chosen a comfortable dining location
turn the crab sideways
and begin the cracking process.
Squeeze down tightly on one end,
then the other.
Don't hesitate to take a second crunch if necessary.
Be sure to crunch every inch.
Reposition the crab for easy swallowing.
And down it goes.
This demonstration has been brought to you as a means of education and enjoyment.
Please do not attempt to duplicate this at home or a fine dining establishment!
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